Tom shook his head. "Never ceases to amaze me how people never learn: If it sounds too good to be true, it almost certainly is."
"Yeah, well, so Joey and Frank Junior are—were carrying on the family tradition with an Internet booth variation. And they're cleaning up, though not as much as they did with cell phone licenses."
"There's another new one."
"Worked with the same come-on as the phone booth: Get a cell phone license for a given area and you can collect roaming fees from anyone making calls from your turf. Frankie and Joey charged folks eight, nine, ten thousand bucks for a mobile phone license."
"Which were worthless, right?"
"Nope. They delivered the real deal."
"The real thing?" Then Tom smiled. "Oh, I see. The victims could have got them on their own from the government for something like a hundred bucks, right?"
"Seven hundred, actually. All the marks would have had to do was fill out a form. They never needed Joey and Frankie."
Tom smiled. "Who says you can't cheat an honest man?" Then he shrugged. "At least those folks got something for their money. Better than a phone booth that never arrives."
"But not much. Seems the guys neglected to tell the marks that they'd have to spend well into six figures to build the cell tower that would allow them to collect. But how'd you guess about the government selling them for so much less?"
Tom shrugged again. "Not a guess really. A fair number of attorneys are doing very well with a variation on that."
Back when he was in private practice he used to work that sort of thing. Those were the days…
Tom sighed. Sometimes—many times, lately—he regretted leaving private practice. He'd wheeled and dealed and wheedled and angled for a judgeship. He'd heeded the siren song of the prestige, the opportunities it would afford him. But he'd have been better off now—lots better—if he'd stayed in the lawsuit game. Torts, wrongful deaths, and personal injuries had turned into such a gravy train. Guys he knew were making fortunes off plane crashes and even the 9/11 thing. Those kinds of claims almost never went to trial except maybe over the amount of money owed. Guys were collecting a third of the recovery for doing next to nothing.
"Why am I not surprised?" Jack said in a flat tone.
Tom waved his hands. "All perfectly legal."
"I can't wait to hear this."
"Here's how it works. All you need is a mass tort or a disaster that results in the creation of a fund. The breast implant settlement, for example. Or the Ramsey IUD settlement. Guys made tons by putting out ads indicating their 'expertise' in the Ramsey IUD case, then getting claimants to sign on to percentage agreements—some got pushed to as high as forty percent. But all the attorney had to do to earn it was show the claimants how to document their use of the product and their injuries, and then fill out the forms. All of which they could have done themselves in a written application to the fund."
"So instead of getting a hundred percent of the settlement, they wind up with sixty because forty goes into some shyster's pocket."
"Like I said: perfectly legal. Lex scripta is all that matters. But you have to take into account that a lot of those people wouldn't have wound up with a dime if the ads hadn't spurred them to action."
"Swell system. You sleep okay at night?"
Tom felt his jaw clench. "You're not going to do your Mr. Sanctimonious impersonation again, are you? What about your pal Joey?"
"Not my pal."
"You ever inculpate him about his cell phone scam?"
"That's different."
"Really? How? He bilks thousands. I want to play around with a bogus twenty and you get on your high horse. How come he gets a pass but not me?"
"I don't like what Joey does but, because of the way he was raised, he doesn't know any better. He thinks that's how life is. But that's only a side issue. Joey's not my brother. You are. And you and I were raised with the crazy notion that doing the right thing mattered—mattered more than just about anything else. And the right thing is the right thing, even if the law says otherwise. Remember?"
Tom tried to remember. But his boyhood days growing up in the tiny town of Johnson, New Jersey, were a blur. Echoes of Dad's voice flitted through his head, but he couldn't hear what he was saying. Probably because he hadn't been paying attention at the time.
All he'd wanted was out. He'd seen Philadelphia and Manhattan and Baltimore and D.C. on class trips and had known immediately that Johnson was not the place for him.
And then he remembered the night he'd almost been killed, and Dad shouting at him. First, because he was scared that Tom had almost killed himself, and then because of how he'd almost done it.
He'd come across this Trans Am with the keys in the ignition. Sixteen, no license, but he knew how to drive. So he'd taken it for a spin. Everything was going fine until he went into a curve a little too fast and wound up wrapping the car around a tree.
Just one of those teenage things.
"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Saint Jack. Daddy's boy. He never had to worry about you going for a joyride."
"No, he didn't."
Tom had been out of the house by then, but it irked him to think that his kid brother had spent his high school years as some kind of namby-pamby geek. A teenager, especially a boy, was supposed to shake things up, give his parents a few gray hairs. All part of the rite of passage.
"Didn't think so."
Jack grinned. "Even though I went for at least a dozen."
"Bullshit."
He raised his hand, palm out. "Truth."
"Dad never mentioned—"
"That's because he never knew. Nobody knew. After I learned to hotwire a car—a lot easier in those days than now—I set a challenge for myself. The game was to borrow the ride, take it for a spin, then return it to the exact same spot with no one the wiser."
"And no one ever spotted you, no one ever looked out their window and noticed their car missing?"
Jack shrugged. "I did my homework."
Tom had to admit he was impressed. Maybe Jack hadn't been such a sissy boy after all.
4
As much as Jack liked to walk and enjoyed cooler weather, it felt good to step into the hotel lobby.
"When's check-out?"
Tom hesitated, a look of uncertainty flitting over his face.
"Wait here while I find out."
Jack didn't see why he shouldn't accompany him to the registration desk, but didn't argue. As he stood alone in the virtually deserted lobby, a wave of sadness swept over him.
Had things gone as planned, had the fucking Wrath of Allah stayed home, he and Dad would have been roaming the town, knee-deep in Jack's cool-building tour. They'd have seen the old Pythian Club and the Masons-built Level Club on West 70th by now, and would be heading toward 57th where he could show him the Hearst Magazine Building. Jack had a whole list of Manhattan buildings he loved. He'd looked forward to sharing them with his father. Now…
He felt his throat constrict.
Shit. Shit-shit-shit!
Tom's voice drew him back to the here and now.
"I'm going to stay another night."
"What?"
"I just checked to see if I could extend my stay and they said no problem. Seems the hotel's practically deserted. New York, it appears, has suddenly lost its cachet as a destination city."
"But why are you staying?"
Tom shrugged. "I don't know. Just feel I should. Then I can drive down to Johnson with you tomorrow."
Oh, hell.
"Why do you assume I have a car?"
Tom looked surprised. "The Phantom Joyrider doesn't own a set of wheels? I don't believe it."
"Lots of New Yorkers are wheelless. A car is more of a hassle—an expensive one—than a convenience in a city like this."
"But that doesn't answer the question: Do you own a car?"
"Yes."
Abe was going to drive him out to La Guardia this afternoon. They'd switch tickets and then drive out. As a recent arrival—he'd say he'd just dropped someone off—he'd be under less scrutiny.
"Are you driving down to make arrangements for the wake tomorrow?"
"Yes."
"Can I hitch a ride?"
How could he say no?
"Of course you can."
Tom gave him a tight smile. "There. Wasn't that easy?"
"But what about your wife—wives—and kids? Aren't they coming?"
"Sure. I'll hook up with them at the wake."
Jack couldn't see any way out of this. Even if Tom was his only living relative, an hour and a half cooped up with him in a car…
And then he had an awful thought. Gia and Vicky were planning on going—Gia was adamant about this—and that meant they'd be exposed to Tom.
"You should know that I'll have a couple of other people along."
Tom's eyebrows rose. "Is that so? Who, pray tell?"
"A woman I know and her daughter."
He grinned. "So, there's a woman in Jack's life. I can't wait to meet her." He snapped his fingers. "Hey! I've got an idea. Why don't I buy you two dinner tonight?"
"We've already got plans."
"Well, if they include dinner, I'm buying." He jerked his thumb over his shoulder at the hotel restaurant. "Right here."
He'd planned on it being just Gia and Jack tonight, but couldn't see a way out of this.
"Okay. But not here."
"Why not? It's excellent. I ate there last night and—"